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becomingkate) wrote2009-07-29 03:59 pm
becomingkate) wrote2009-07-29 03:59 pm
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The bane of my existence
I think I would be a skinny person if I didn't eat cheese. Please. SOMEBODY STOP ME.
There is a fabulous store in my town that carries a vast amount of cheese. It has its own room devoted to cheese, for heaven's sake. And the room is very cold. Still, I find it sort of a game to go in and grab a hunk of cheese, any old hunk, for the sake of knowledge, and experimentation, before I freeze my proverbial nuts off. I'm merely expanding my grasp of the cheese world, I tell myself. Alas, my ass is also expanding.
There is a fabulous store in my town that carries a vast amount of cheese. It has its own room devoted to cheese, for heaven's sake. And the room is very cold. Still, I find it sort of a game to go in and grab a hunk of cheese, any old hunk, for the sake of knowledge, and experimentation, before I freeze my proverbial nuts off. I'm merely expanding my grasp of the cheese world, I tell myself. Alas, my ass is also expanding.