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Nov. 23rd, 2013 01:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
becomingkate Because it's too inappropriate for facebook (I've got family on there so I can't possibly be my real self, LOL) and too long for twitter, I'm sharing this story with you guys...although I know this isn't really the group of friends who'd appreciate it most, maybe you'll get a chuckle out of it.
All three of us were talking about Santa Claus and I said something like "Santa never brings me presents," and my husband said "That's because all you ever ask for is Joey McIntyre (from NKOTB) wearing a bow." (trying to keep it PG for the little one) And my son piped up and said "Yeah, he 'd be wearing it around his butt!" Then he thought for a minute and said "No...his penis!" and just started laughing hysterically.
And here we were trying to keep it clean for him!
All three of us were talking about Santa Claus and I said something like "Santa never brings me presents," and my husband said "That's because all you ever ask for is Joey McIntyre (from NKOTB) wearing a bow." (trying to keep it PG for the little one) And my son piped up and said "Yeah, he 'd be wearing it around his butt!" Then he thought for a minute and said "No...his penis!" and just started laughing hysterically.
And here we were trying to keep it clean for him!
